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Only Human

Take a break from the tube today
Come back some weeks away
Notice the imperfections on you startin to grow
And the television wants us to know

We should
Pop another pill lets hide that problem with a gel
Headaches hairloss goddamn body’s lost
We’re Only Human
Cover ugly stains and all your aches ‘n’ pains
Armpits crotch rot goddamn body’s lost
We’re Only Human

For all the gripes and all the cries
Our nearest market has the answers why
Everything we’re taught to believe
Is everything we got ta buy or receive

Pop another pill lets hide that problem with a gel
Headaches hairloss goddamn body’s lost
We’re Only Human
Cover ugly stains and all your aches ‘n’ pains
Armpits crotch rot goddamn body’s lost
We’re Only Human

Wake up from this numbing pain make a choice and start again
With this token you’ll be complete companies don’t forget your feet
Bring in the pain we’ll go insane the money ‘s spent can’t pay the rent
Communication calls again but I forget what’s been said and I

Pop another pill lets hide that problem with a gel
Headaches hairloss goddamn body’s lost
We’re Only Human
Cover ugly stains and all your aches ‘n’ pains
Armpits crotch rot goddamn body’s lost
We’re Only Human

Pop another pill lets hide that problem with a gel
Headaches hairloss goddamn body’s lost
We’re Only Human
Cover ugly stains and all your aches ‘n’ pains
Armpits crotch rot goddamn body’s lost
We’re Only Human

Change Me

Look in the mirror don’t know who I see
Something’s changed I’m not the man I used to be
Quiet lies gather ‘round now they make too much sound
I figure love is lost when it can’t be found

Slap me make me
I want someone to change me
Pick me shake me
I want someone to change me

Champagne appetite on a beer budget scares me
Lot’s of opportunities come ‘round that I can’t be
Though I listen don’t work the running wheel
It’s advice that’s slipping in every other catch to steal

Slap me make me
I want someone to change me
Pick me shake me
I want someone to change me

Slap me make me
I want someone to change me
Pick me shake me
I want someone to change me

Freaking maniac planning the best attack leaving with a drop a hot
Sleazing male cat sneaking ‘round on the sly roving romeo playing to the backdoor ride
Rotting in a pit waiting the heart attack losing moral falling for the higher stack
Flying areoplanes streaking ‘round in the sky passing passions gaining the right to cry

Slap me make me
I want someone to change me
Pick me shake me
I want someone to change me

Slap me make me
I want someone to change me
Pick me shake me
I want someone to change me

Dave's Den

Are you feeling sassy boy
Would you like a brand new toy
Is your heart all filled with joy
Turn yourself ‘round I feel coy

Listen up little men you’re invited to
Dave’s Den
Come and play in my pen here inside of
Dave’s Den
Listen up little men you’re invited to
Dave’s Den
Come and play in my pen here inside of
Dave’s Den

I’ve got good games whips chains galore
Would that keep you coming for more
I’ll keep you hot won’t be a chore
Don’t tell a soul my knife the floor

Listen up little men you’re invited to
Dave’s Den
Come and play in my pen here inside of
Dave’s Den
Listen up little men you’re invited to
Dave’s Den
Come and play in my pen here inside of
Dave’s Den

I have a dream will you dream it too?
For the truth is ain’t what it really is

Listen up little men you’re invited to
Dave’s Den
Come and play in my pen here inside of
Dave’s Den
Listen up little men you’re invited to
Dave’s Den
Come and play in my pen here inside of
Dave’s Den

Listen up little men you’re invited to
Dave’s Den
Come and play in my pen here inside of
Dave’s Den
Listen up little men you’re invited to
Dave’s Den
Come and play in my pen here inside of
Dave’s Den

Sandbox

Do you wanna do you wanna play
Can you dig with without hate
Got grains of all colors
Got grains of all colors

Wet sand dry sand your sand my sand
It’s all in the Sandbox
Soft sand hard sand light sand dark sand
It’s all in the Sandbox

Would you help me build a a castle to the sky
Would you like a a large pain
Take a team to fortify
Take a team to fortify it

Wet sand dry sand your sand my sand
It’s all in the Sandbox
Soft sand hard sand light sand dark sand
It’s all in the Sandbox

And like life the tide will slowly hide
What we do and make until we die

Wet sand dry sand your sand my sand
It’s all in the Sandbox
Soft sand hard sand light sand dark sand
It’s all in the Sandbox

Wet sand dry sand your sand my sand
It’s all in the Sandbox
Soft sand hard sand light sand dark sand
It’s all in the Sandbox

Can't Explain

It’s a sunny Saturday afternoon
The band on stage is stirring a brand new tune
All the scenery looks kinda special
And the motion wheels are moving radical

Don’t ask the reason why Can’t Explain
Clouds are white in a blue sky Can’t Explain
For all the learned things Can’t Explain
Don’t ask why Can’t Explain

It’s a super preaching sermon kind of day
Sure a speaker speaks with nothing else to say
Though someone somewhere is still lyin’
Upon their pointy bed they made someone’s dyin’

Don’t ask the reason why Can’t Explain
Clouds are white in a blue sky Can’t Explain
For all the learned things Can’t Explain
Don’t ask why Can’t Explain

Would you like to dance the ocean
Would you like to reach the sky
Would you like to prance a new beat
Would you like to spread your wings and fly

Don’t ask the reason why Can’t Explain
Clouds are white in a blue sky Can’t Explain
For all the learned things Can’t Explain
Don’t ask why Can’t Explain

Don’t ask the reason why Can’t Explain
Clouds are white in a blue sky Can’t Explain
For all the learned things Can’t Explain
Don’t ask why Can’t Explain

Rob Me Blind

It’s true that you don’t see the impression that I have of you
Brother walk that line coming home past the sleepy time
Can’t earn respect without borrowing hours
Daylight breaks and the milks gone sour

Rob Me Blind
Rob Me Blind
Ignorance racial lines
Rob Me Blind
Rob Me Blind
Confidence empty mind

Sister bumps and grinds stays at home past the waking time
Can’t earn respect without making up hours
Nighttime falls and the grapes have soured

Rob Me Blind
Rob Me Blind
Ignorance racial lines
Rob Me Blind
Rob Me Blind
Confidence empty mind

Hit me kick me beat me you’ll never take on me
Hang me bang me crank me you’ll never bank on me

Rob Me Blind
Rob Me Blind
Ignorance racial lines
Rob Me Blind
Rob Me Blind
Confidence empty mind

Rob Me Blind
Rob Me Blind
Ignorance racial lines
Rob Me Blind
Rob Me Blind
Confidence empty mind

Clears Again

Have you ever had a day where your head explodes
Or your eyes give impressions of leaping off your face
It must be one of those days those times that you cry
And all because you can’t breath in without a heavy sigh

Something’s going on (in) your head you pray it Clears Again
Someone else saw you then you pray it Clears Again
She beckons you get to bed you pray she Clears Again
It Clears Again She Clears Again

An allergic reaction to something (you) never ate
While your mind takes distractions that leave empty space
It must some bizarre some love to want this thing
To have a strange knack to get in flu like pain

Something’s going on (in) your head you pray it Clears Again
Someone else saw you then you pray it Clears Again
She beckons you get to bed you pray she Clears Again
It Clears Again She Clears Again

Something’s going on (in) your head you pray it Clears Again
Someone else saw you then you pray it Clears Again
She beckons you get to bed you pray she Clears Again
It Clears Again She Clears Again

Which drug should I ingest
What herb would I dare rub and test
Why can’t there be great taste
Is this a cure for human waste

Something’s going on (in) your head you pray it Clears Again
Someone else saw you then you pray it Clears Again
She beckons you get to bed you pray she Clears Again
It Clears Again She Clears Again

Something’s going on (in) your head you pray it Clears Again
Someone else saw you then you pray it Clears Again
She beckons you get to bed you pray she Clears Again
It Clears Again She Clears Again

The Shaft

From a darkened corner I sit and stare
An abused cliché it’s a rotten day
Masked in scandal and movie fear
Bad business broken fingers I can’t parlay

We don’t want (the Shaft) She may want (the Shaft)
He don’t need (the Shaft) They may need (the Shaft)
We don’t want (the Shaft) She may want (the Shaft)
He don’t need (the Shaft) They may need (the Shaft)

I am the law which they won’t abide
The creative crushed to stoke the fire
Got the cover they can not hide
My work is proof that they have no desire

We don’t want (the Shaft) She may want (the Shaft)
He don’t need (the Shaft) They may need (the Shaft)
We don’t want (the Shaft) She may want (the Shaft)
He don’t need (the Shaft) They may need (the Shaft)

Be wary of spies in the big pit
Friends and foes will do as they see fit
Don’t count your cards to soon
Money can burn and your friends can too

We don’t want (the Shaft) She may want (the Shaft)
He don’t need (the Shaft) They may need (the Shaft)
We don’t want (the Shaft) She may want (the Shaft)
He don’t need (the Shaft) They may need (the Shaft)

We don’t want (the Shaft) She may want (the Shaft)
He don’t need (the Shaft) They may need (the Shaft)
We don’t want (the Shaft) She may want (the Shaft)
He don’t need (the Shaft) They may need (the Shaft)

Reunions

It’s funny how friends crawl into the woodwork
It’s funny how friends never get back out
Once in a while life throws you familiar
And in that face it feels like home

From the small towns to big city lights
You’ll never know where our next Reunion lies
From the rural routes to global party lines
You’ll never know where our next Reunion lies

It’s crazy to think new thoughts with old people
It’s crazy to share bold secrets from the heart
Maybe we need to feed curiosity
And in that place what might have been

From the small towns to big city lights
You’ll never know where our next Reunion lies
From the rural routes to global party lines
You’ll never know where our next Reunion lies

It’s funny how friends crawl out of the woodwork
It’s funny how friends always come back out
Once in a while life throws you familiar
And in that space you feel like home

From the small towns to big city lights
You’ll never know where our next Reunion lies
From the rural routes to global party lines
You’ll never know where our next Reunion lies

From the small towns to big city lights
You’ll never know where our next Reunion lies
From the rural routes to global party lines
You’ll never know where our next Reunion lies

Zodiak Killer

Though unfortunate I’ll say it’s true
In a dif’rent time and place it seems
Life may have been more int’resting
Had I left you here too

Star-crossed twist of fate
Give in to the Zodiak Killer’s hate
I want your tell tale sign
The world ends on Zodiak Killer time

Let me guess the month your color ‘s not blue
It’s written all over the face I see
A little less painful with the pestering
Had ya been read through

Star-crossed twist of fate
Give in to the Zodiak Killer’s hate
I want your tell tale sign
The world ends on Zodiak Killer time
Now it comes to prime time to
Let’s see what the Zodiak Killer ‘ll do
Pressing nerves ‘n’ tortured screws
Your world ends when the Zodiak Killer is through

Star-crossed twist of fate
Give in to the Zodiak Killer’s hate
I want your tell tale sign
The world ends on Zodiak Killer time
Now it comes to prime time to
Let’s see what the Zodiak Killer ‘ll do
Pressing nerves ‘n’ tortured screws
Your world ends when the Zodiak Killer is through

Star-crossed twist of fate
Give in to the Zodiak Killer’s hate
I want your tell tale sign
The world ends on Zodiak Killer time
Now it comes to prime time to
Let’s see what the Zodiak Killer ‘ll do
Pressing nerves ‘n’ tortured screws
Your world ends when the Zodiak Killer is through

Liner Notes:

Only Human:
Writer: Jody Whitesides
Publisher: Too Much Music
Producer: Jody Whitesides
Drummer: Paul Kaiser
Vocals/Guitars/Bass: Jody Whitesides
Mixers: Jody Whitesides
Mastering: George Leger III

Change Me:
Writer: Jody Whitesides
Publisher: Too Much Music
Producer: Jody Whitesides
Drummer: Paul Kaiser
Vocals/Guitars/Bass: Jody Whitesides
Mixers: Jody Whitesides
Mastering: George Leger III

Dave's Den:
Writer: Jody Whitesides
Publisher: Too Much Music
Producer: Jody Whitesides
Drummer: Paul Kaiser
Vocals/Guitars/Bass: Jody Whitesides
Mixers: Jody Whitesides
Mastering: George Leger III

Sandbox:
Writer: Jody Whitesides
Publisher: Too Much Music
Producer: Jody Whitesides
Drummer: Paul Kaiser
Vocals/Guitars/Bass: Jody Whitesides
Mixers: Jody Whitesides
Mastering: George Leger III

Can't Explain:
Writer: Jody Whitesides
Publisher: Too Much Music
Producer: Jody Whitesides
Drummer: Paul Kaiser
Vocals/Guitars/Bass: Jody Whitesides
Mixers: Jody Whitesides
Mastering: George Leger III

Rob Me Blind:
Writer: Jody Whitesides
Publisher: Too Much Music
Producer: Jody Whitesides
Drummer: Paul Kaiser
Vocals/Guitars/Bass: Jody Whitesides
Mixers: Jody Whitesides
Mastering: George Leger III

Clears Again:
Writer: Jody Whitesides
Publisher: Too Much Music
Producer: Jody Whitesides
Drummer: Paul Kaiser
Vocals/Guitars/Bass: Jody Whitesides
Mixers: Jody Whitesides
Mastering: George Leger III

The Shaft:
Writer: Jody Whitesides
Publisher: Too Much Music
Producer: Jody Whitesides
Drummer: Paul Kaiser
Vocals/Guitars/Bass: Jody Whitesides
Mixers: Jody Whitesides
Mastering: George Leger III

Reunions:
Writer: Jody Whitesides
Publisher: Too Much Music
Producer: Jody Whitesides
Drummer: Paul Kaiser
Vocals/Guitars/Bass: Jody Whitesides
Mixers: Jody Whitesides
Mastering: George Leger III

Zodiak Killer:
Writer: Jody Whitesides
Publisher: Too Much Music
Producer: Jody Whitesides
Drummer: Paul Kaiser
Vocals/Guitars/Bass: Jody Whitesides
Mixers: Jody Whitesides
Mastering: George Leger III

Trivia:

Only Human:
Meaning: No matter what product you get, you're still a human.
Trivia bit #1: I sweat big time playing this live.
Trivia bit #2: I've never had crotch rot.

Change Me:
Meaning: The ode for those ready to have someone change 'em up.
Trivia bit #1: Yes it's inspired by Green Day.
Trivia bit #2: I've had only one person so far in life that has inspired me to change.

Dave's Den:
Meaning: Written from the perspective of a child porn type.
Trivia bit #1: I'm not into porn of any kind, I prefer the real thing - just ask any girl friend I've had.
Trivia bit #2: Dave is not based on any real person.

Sandbox:
Meaning: Metaphor for being open minded.
Trivia bit #1: I've had best friends from all races.
Trivia bit #2: I did have a sandbox on a farm that my parents had for a couple of years.

Can't Explain:
Meaning: When you want to be entirely random.
Trivia bit #1: I'm mensa smart, but I know that I don't know everything.
Trivia bit #2: Playing this live makes me think it's what it might be like to be Pete Townsend - I don't know why.

Rob Me Blind:
Meaning: People who work hard and still get taken advantage of, even in shady situations.
Trivia bit #1: I've had my car broken into twice, neither time was in a bad area of town.
Trivia bit #2: I like the driving nature of the guitar part.

Clears Again:
Meaning: Be respectful and take care of diseases and STDs.
Trivia bit #1: I like women.
Trivia bit #2: I watch what I eat.

The Shaft:
Meaning: No one likes to get the short end of the stick.
Trivia bit #1: Friends can hurt you the most.
Trivia bit #2: I've yet to get a finger broken.

Reunions:
Meaning: It's always interesting to catch up with old friends.
Trivia bit #1: I went to a small high school.
Trivia bit #2: One of my school friends is a major creator of role playing games.

Zodiak Killer:
Meaning: Far inside the mind of a crazy killer lies something most of us don't have.
Trivia bit #1: There really was a killer that dealt with Zodiac signs and yes I spelled it incorrectly on purpose for the song.
Trivia bit #2: The rolling drum part in the bridge took a few takes to get right.