Initial Spank

Only Human

[verse]
Take a break from the tube today
Come back some weeks away
Notice the imperfections on you startin to grow
And the television wants us to know

[chorus]
We should
Pop another pill lets hide that problem with a gel
Headaches hairloss goddamn body’s lost
We’re Only Human
Cover ugly stains and all your aches ‘n’ pains
Armpits crotch rot goddamn body’s lost
We’re Only Human

[verse]
For all the gripes and all the cries
Our nearest market has the answers why
Everything we’re taught to believe
Is everything we gotta buy or receive

[chorus]
Pop another pill lets hide that problem with a gel
Headaches hairloss goddamn body’s lost
We’re Only Human
Cover ugly stains and all your aches ‘n’ pains
Armpits crotch rot goddamn body’s lost
We’re Only Human

[bridge]
Wake up from this numbing pain make a choice and start again
With this token you’ll be complete companies don’t forget your feet
Bring in the pain we’ll go insane the money ‘s spent can’t pay the rent
Communication calls again but I forget what’s been said and I

[chorus]
Pop another pill lets hide that problem with a gel
Headaches hairloss goddamn body’s lost
We’re Only Human
Cover ugly stains and all your aches ‘n’ pains
Armpits crotch rot goddamn body’s lost
We’re Only Human

Song Length: 2:59

Writer: Jody Whitesides IPI/CAE 00196306650
Publisher: Too Much Music IPI/CAE 00456952518
Admin Publisher (Outside U.S.): Bluewater Music

Paul Kaiser: Drums
Jody Whitesides: Vocals, Guitars, Bass

Recording Info:
Cover Art: Jody Whitesides
Recording Engineer: Jody Whitesides
Mixing Engineer: Jody Whitesides
Mastering Engineer: George Leger III
Vocal Engineer: Jody Whitesides
Producer: Jody Whitesides

Factoids:
1. I sweat big time playing this live.
2. I’ve never had crotch rot.

Copyright: 2001/03/05

ISRC: USONR0102001

ISWC: T9055765258

SESAC Song ID: 594701

Harry Fox ID: O5006U
Harry Fox Publisher ID: P8938Q

UPC: 654433000429

Change Me

[verse]
Look in the mirror don’t know who I see
Something ‘s changed I’m not the man I used to be
Quiet lies gather ’round now they make too much sound
I figure love is lost when it can’t be found

[chorus]
Slap me make me
I want someone to change me
Pick me shake me
I want someone to change me

[verse]
Champagne appetite on a beer budget scares me
Lot’s of opportunities come ’round that I can’t be
Though I listen don’t work the running wheel
It’s advice that’s slipping in every other catch to steal

[chorus]
Slap me make me
I want someone to change me
Pick me shake me
I want someone to change me

[bridge]
Freaking maniac planning the best attack leaving with a drop a hot
Sleazing male cat sneaking ’round on the sly roving romeo playing to the backdoor ride
Rotting in a pit waiting the heart attack losing moral falling for the higher stack
Flying airplanes streaking ’round in the sky
passing passions gaining the right to cry

[chorus]
Slap me make me
I want someone to change me
Pick me shake me
I want someone to change me

[chorus]
Slap me (slap me) make me (make me)
I want someone to change me (change me)
Pick me shake me (shake me)
I want someone to change me (change me)

Song Length: 4:03

Writer: Jody Whitesides IPI/CAE 00196306650
Publisher: Too Much Music IPI/CAE 00456952518
Admin Publisher (Outside U.S.): Bluewater Music

Paul Kaiser: Drums
Jody Whitesides: Vocals, Guitars, Bass

Recording Info:
Cover Art: Jody Whitesides
Recording Engineer: Jody Whitesides
Mixing Engineer: Jody Whitesides
Mastering Engineer: George Leger III
Vocal Engineer: Jody Whitesides
Producer: Jody Whitesides

Factoids:
1. Yes it’s inspired by Green Day.
2. I’ve had only two people so far in life that have inspired me to change.

Copyright: 2001/03/05

ISRC: USONR0102002

ISWC: T9055765269

SESAC Song ID: 594702

Harry Fox ID: X82708
Harry Fox Publisher ID: P8938Q

UPC: 654433000429

Dave’s Den

[verse]
Are you feeling sassy boy
Would you like a brand new toy
Is your heart all filled with joy
Turn yourself ’round I feel coy

[chorus]
Listen up little men you’re invited to Dave’s Den
Come and play in my pen here inside of Dave’s Den
Listen up little men you’re invited to Dave’s Den
Come and play in my pen here inside of Dave’s Den

[verse]
I’ve got good games whips chains galore
Would that keep you coming for more
I’ll keep you hot won_t be a chore
Don’t tell a soul my knife the floor

[chorus]
Listen up little men you’re invited to Dave’s Den
Come and play in my pen here inside of Dave’s Den
Listen up little men you’re invited to Dave’s Den
Come and play in my pen here inside of Dave’s Den

[bridge]
I have a dream will you dream it too?
For the truth is ain’t what it really is

[chorus]
Listen up little men you’re invited to Dave’s Den
Come and play in my pen here inside of Dave’s Den
Listen up little men you’re invited to Dave’s Den
Come and play in my pen here inside of Dave’s Den

[chorus]
Listen up little men you’re invited to Dave’s Den (listen up)
Come and play in my pen here inside of Dave’s Den (come and play)
Listen up little men you’re invited to Dave’s Den (listen up)
Come and play in my pen here inside of Dave’s Den (come and play)

Song Length: 3:47

Writer: Jody Whitesides IPI/CAE 00196306650
Publisher: Too Much Music IPI/CAE 00456952518
Admin Publisher (Outside U.S.): Bluewater Music

Paul Kaiser: Drums
Jody Whitesides: Vocals, Guitars, Bass

Recording Info:
Cover Art: Jody Whitesides
Recording Engineer: Jody Whitesides
Mixing Engineer: Jody Whitesides
Mastering Engineer: George Leger III
Vocal Engineer: Jody Whitesides
Producer: Jody Whitesides

Factoids:
1. While I’m not into porn as I prefer the real thing – just ask any girl friend I’ve had. I’m not opposed to it.
2. Dave is not based on any real person.

Copyright: 2001/03/05

ISRC: USONR0102003

ISWC: T9055765270

SESAC Song ID: 594704

Harry Fox ID: D9120B
Harry Fox Publisher ID: P8938Q

UPC: 654433000429

Can’t Explain

[verse]
It’s a sunny Saturday afternoon
The band on stage is stirring a brand new tune
All the scenery looks kinda special
And the motion wheels are moving radical

[chorus]
Don’t ask the reason why Can’t Explain
Clouds are white in a blue sky Can’t Explain
For all the learned things Can’t Explain
Don’t ask why Can’t Explain

[verse]
It’s a super preaching sermon kind of day
Sure a speaker speaks with nothing else to say
Though someone somewhere is still lyin’
Upon their pointy bed they made someone_s dyin’

[chorus]
Don’t ask the reason why Can’t Explain
Clouds are white in a blue sky Can’t Explain
For all the learned things Can’t Explain
Don’t ask why Can’t Explain

[bridge]
Would you like to dance the ocean
Would you like to reach the sky
Would you like to prance a new beat
Would you like to spread your wings and fly

[chorus]
Don’t ask the reason why Can’t Explain
Clouds are white in a blue sky Can’t Explain
For all the learned things Can’t Explain
Don’t ask why Can’t Explain

[outro]
Don’t ask why
Don’t ask why (can’t explain)
Don’t ask why
Don’t ask why (can’t explain)
Don’t ask why
Don’t ask why (can’t explain)
Don’t ask why
Don’t ask why (can’t explain)

Song Length: 3:08

Writer: Jody Whitesides IPI/CAE 00196306650
Publisher: Too Much Music IPI/CAE 00456952518
Admin Publisher (Outside U.S.): Bluewater Music

Paul Kaiser: Drums
Jody Whitesides: Vocals, Guitars, Bass

Recording Info:
Cover Art: Jody Whitesides
Recording Engineer: Jody Whitesides
Mixing Engineer: Jody Whitesides
Mastering Engineer: George Leger III
Vocal Engineer: Jody Whitesides
Producer: Jody Whitesides

Factoids:
1. I’m mensa smart, and yet, I know that I don’t know everything.
2. Playing this live makes me think it’s what it might be like to be Pete Townsend – I don’t know why.

Copyright: 2001/03/05

ISRC: USONR0102005

ISWC: T9055765292

SESAC Song ID: 594707

Harry Fox ID: X82709
Harry Fox Publisher ID: P8938Q

UPC: 654433000429

Clears Again

[verse]
Have you ever had a day where your head explodes
Or your eyes give impressions of leaping off your face
It must be one of those days those times that you cry
And all because you can’t breath in without a heavy sigh

[chorus]
Something’s going on (in) your head you pray it Clears Again
Someone else saw you then you pray it Clears Again
She beckons you get to bed you pray she Clears Again
It Clears Again She Clears Again

[verse]
An allergic reaction to something (you) never ate
While your mind takes distractions that leave empty space
It must some bizarre some love to want this thing
To have a strange knack to get in flu like pain

[chorus]
Something’s going on (in) your head you pray it Clears Again
Someone else saw you then you pray it Clears Again
She beckons you get to bed you pray she Clears Again
It Clears Again She Clears Again
Something’s going on (in) your head you pray it Clears Again
Someone else saw you then you pray it Clears Again
She beckons you get to bed you pray she Clears Again
It Clears Again She Clears Again

Which drug should I ingest
What herb would I dare rub and test
Why can’t there be great taste
Is this a cure for human waste

[chorus]
Something’s going on (in) your head you pray it Clears Again
Someone else saw you then you pray it Clears Again
She beckons you get to bed you pray she Clears Again
It Clears Again She Clears Again
Something’s going on (in) your head you pray it Clears Again
Someone else saw you then you pray it Clears Again
She beckons you get to bed you pray she Clears Again
It Clears Again She Clears Again

Song Length: 2:36

Writer: Jody Whitesides IPI/CAE 00196306650
Publisher: Too Much Music IPI/CAE 00456952518
Admin Publisher (Outside U.S.): Bluewater Music

Paul Kaiser: Drums
Jody Whitesides: Vocals, Guitars, Bass

Recording Info:
Cover Art: Jody Whitesides
Recording Engineer: Jody Whitesides
Mixing Engineer: Jody Whitesides
Mastering Engineer: George Leger III
Vocal Engineer: Jody Whitesides
Producer: Jody Whitesides

Factoids:
1. I like women.
2. I watch what I eat.

Copyright: 2001/03/05

ISRC: USONR0102007

ISWC: T9055765316

SESAC Song ID: 594709

Harry Fox ID: X8271A
Harry Fox Publisher ID: P8938Q

UPC: 654433000429

The Shaft

[verse]
From a darkened corner I sit and stare
An abused cliché it’s a rotten day
Masked in scandal and movie fear
Bad business broken fingers I can’t parlay

[chorus]
We don’t want (the Shaft) She may want (the Shaft)
He don’t need (the Shaft) They may need (the Shaft)
We don’t want (the Shaft) She may want (the Shaft)
He don’t need (the Shaft) They may need (the Shaft)

I am the law which they won’t abide
The creative crushed to stoke the fire
Got the cover they can not hide
My work is proof that they have no desire

[chorus]
We don’t want (the Shaft) She may want (the Shaft)
He don’t need (the Shaft) They may need (the Shaft)
We don’t want (the Shaft) She may want (the Shaft)
He don’t need (the Shaft) They may need (the Shaft)

[bridge]
Be wary of spies in the big pit
Friends and foes will do as they see fit
Don’t count your cards to soon
Money can burn and your friends can too

[chorus]
We don’t want (the Shaft) She may want (the Shaft)
He don’t need (the Shaft) They may need (the Shaft)
We don’t want (the Shaft) She may want (the Shaft)
He don’t need (the Shaft) They may need (the Shaft)

Song Length: 3:05

Writer: Jody Whitesides IPI/CAE 00196306650
Publisher: Too Much Music IPI/CAE 00456952518
Admin Publisher (Outside U.S.): Bluewater Music

Paul Kaiser: Drums
Jody Whitesides: Vocals, Guitars, Bass

Recording Info:
Cover Art: Jody Whitesides
Recording Engineer: Jody Whitesides
Mixing Engineer: Jody Whitesides
Mastering Engineer: George Leger III
Vocal Engineer: Jody Whitesides
Producer: Jody Whitesides

Factoids:
1. Friends can hurt you the most.
2. I’ve yet to get a finger broken.

ISRC: USONR0102008

ISWC: T9055765327

SESAC Song ID: 594710

Harry Fox ID: X82705
Harry Fox Publisher ID: P8938Q

UPC: 654433000429

Reunions

[verse]
It’s funny how friends crawl into the woodwork
It’s funny how friends never get back out
Once in a while life throws you familiar
And in that face it feels like home

[chorus]
From the small towns to big city lights
You’ll never know where our next Reunion lies
From the rural routes to global party lines
You’ll never know where our next Reunion lies

[verse]
It’s crazy to think new thoughts with old people
It’s crazy to share bold secrets from the heart
Maybe we need to feed curiosity
And in that place what might have been

[chorus]
From the small towns to big city lights
You’ll never know where our next Reunion lies
From the rural routes to global party lines
You’ll never know where our next Reunion lies

[verse]
It’s funny how friends crawl out of the woodwork
It’s funny how friends always come back out
Once in a while life throws you familiar
And in that space you feel like home

[chorus]
From the small towns to big city lights
You’ll never know where our next Reunion lies
From the rural routes to global party lines
You’ll never know where our next Reunion lies

Song Length: 3:17

Writer: Jody Whitesides IPI/CAE 00196306650
Publisher: Too Much Music IPI/CAE 00456952518
Admin Publisher (Outside U.S.): Bluewater Music

Paul Kaiser: Drums
Jody Whitesides: Vocals, Guitars, Bass

Recording Info:
Cover Art: Jody Whitesides
Recording Engineer: Jody Whitesides
Mixing Engineer: Jody Whitesides
Mastering Engineer: George Leger III
Vocal Engineer: Jody Whitesides
Producer: Jody Whitesides

Factoids:
1. I went to a small high school.
2. One of my school friends is a major creator of role playing games.

ISRC: USONR0102009

ISWC: T9055765338

SESAC Song ID: 594711

Harry Fox ID: R5589O
Harry Fox Publisher ID: P8938Q

UPC: 654433000429

Zodiak Killer

[veser]
Though unfortunate I’ll say it’s true
In a dif’rent time and place it seems
Life may have been more int’resting
Had I left you here too

[chorus]
Star-crossed twist of fate
Give in to the Zodiak Killer’s hate
I want your tell tale sign
The world ends on Zodiak Killer time

[verse]
Let me guess the month your color ‘s not blue
It’s written all over the face I see
A little less painful with the pestering
Had ya been read through

[chorus]
Star-crossed twist of fate
Give in to the Zodiak Killer’s hate
I want your tell tale sign
The world ends on Zodiak Killer time
Now it comes to prime time to
Let’s see what the Zodiak Killer ‘ll do
Pressing nerves ‘n’ tortured screws
Our world ends when the Zodiak Killer is through

[instrumental]

[chorus]
Star-crossed twist of fate
Give in to the Zodiak Killer’s hate
I want your tell tale sign
The world ends on Zodiak Killer time
Now it comes to prime time to
Let’s see what the Zodiak Killer ‘ll do
Pressing nerves ‘n’ tortured screws
Our world ends when the Zodiak Killer is through

[chorus]
Star-crossed twist of fate
Give in to the Zodiak Killer’s hate
I want your tell tale sign
The world ends on Zodiak Killer time

Song Length: 2:38

Writer: Jody Whitesides IPI/CAE 00196306650
Publisher: Too Much Music IPI/CAE 00456952518
Admin Publisher (Outside U.S.): Bluewater Music

Paul Kaiser: Drums
Jody Whitesides: Vocals, Guitars, Bass

Recording Info:
Cover Art: Jody Whitesides
Recording Engineer: Jody Whitesides
Mixing Engineer: Jody Whitesides
Mastering Engineer: George Leger III
Vocal Engineer: Jody Whitesides
Producer: Jody Whitesides

Factoids:
1. There really was a killer that dealt with Zodiac signs and yes I spelled it incorrectly on purpose for the song.
2. The rolling drum part in the bridge took a few takes to get right.

ISRC: USONR0102010

ISWC: T9055765349

SESAC Song ID: 594712

Harry Fox ID: Z0739B
Harry Fox Publisher ID: P8938Q

UPC: 654433000429

Only Human

Change Me

Dave’s Den

Sandbox

Can’t Explain

Rob Me Blind

Clears Again

The Shaft

Reunions

Zodiak Killer

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